Will Work for Porn


Me: “Hey honey, we got something in the mail from the Red Cross today. Because you have A positive blood, they’d like you to give platelets.”

The ‘Publican: “What’s that?”

Me: “They take the blood, run it through some sort of filter for the platelets and then send it back into your body. Takes longer – about 90 minutes.”

The ‘Publican: “Geez, that sounds awful. Bad enough we give blood every 56 days.”

Me: “Well . . . they’ve got movies.”

The ‘Publican: “Have they got porn?”

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